Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !