Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ?

Becca the net !

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !