Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.