Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!