Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.