What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.