What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium