What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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We barium.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.