Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!