What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces