What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.