What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.