What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.