Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.