What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...