How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.