How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.