Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.