Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.