Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.