Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'