he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
Christian Bale
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Nothing. She is fine.
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
E=MC U L8R
Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else
Because he picks his ears!
because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
he replied, "Tropical Depression."
