Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."