What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger