What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger