What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger