What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.