What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.