What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.