Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.