What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar