What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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a 2nd born.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.