What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR