What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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T and Qs.

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Germany

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To study abroad.

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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Just for the halibut.

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LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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Bearren.

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A bipolar bear.

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A Bipolar Bear