Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.