Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany