Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.