Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Rest...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Clint Eastwood Jokes More Clint Eastwood Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"