Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!