Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.