How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming