How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite !

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower