Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest