Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.