Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.