Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.