Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine