Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..