Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.