Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!