Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.