Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.