What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

State Jokes More State Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.