Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.