Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.