Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.