That's not funny.
To get to the other side.
You cant count them when its dark
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
Ereptile dysfunction
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
I don't care. You pick
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Red, white and blue