How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Menstruate Jokes More Menstruate Jokes

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.