That's not funny.
None, because they can't change anything.
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
one actually fights for change
Sean Murray and PS4 users
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.