How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.