How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree