Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!