Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!