What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.