What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to