What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.