Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Who loses?

America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.