Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards