Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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Get off me, homes"

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.