Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards