What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.