Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.