Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.