Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.