What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...