What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)