What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!