What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.