it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Fridays.
Make blonde jokes!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Work smarter not harder people.
They've both got ice on the inside.
Because they have no soul
A: So brunettes can remember them.