Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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He's always HARD at work.

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Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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The post office.

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The Post Office

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.