Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.