Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!