How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.