Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.