What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.